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oh my god

I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.What a clever, composed, and creative guy.
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oh my god

I still can’t believe he came up with this joke on the spot. But he really did.

What a clever, composed, and creative guy.

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7 Little Things You Do Not Know About One Direction!  RE-BLOG! 

How many did you know?

Zero. I knew Zero. My 1-D education continues after the embarrassment of my Swoodilypoopers review of their work.

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    • #what the buck
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For the FIOS anniversary event thing, does that mean that hank and john will be there or not? I am a little confused…
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This is a good question, and we really want there to be ZERO confusion about this so please everybody read! The ONLY appearance John and Hank will be doing for the FAULT IN OUR STARS anniversary is the Evening of Awesome Carnegie Hall event in New York on January 15th, which we will be live streaming via YouTube (to watch, go to www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers at 7 PM EST on January 15th). There are also two rehearsals of the Evening of Awesome event happening on January 14th; these events are open to the public, and tickets are available here. 

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT: John and Hank will NOT be present at ANY of the events listed here. These are authorless events; some will be showing the live stream event, some will be doing trivia, and some will be doing both. We’ve done our best to make it clear what kind of events the bookstores and libraries are doing, but if it’s unclear, please contact the store or library for more information. 

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To summarize: Physically, Hank and I will be at Carnegie Hall, which is located in New York City. VIRTUALLY, we will be in many places all around the world through the magic of livestreaming.
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Thought Bubble Ikea Monkey vs. Ikea Monkey

An astonishing likeness.
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Thought Bubble Ikea Monkey vs. Ikea Monkey

An astonishing likeness.
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thecrashcourse:

Thought Bubble Ikea Monkey vs. Ikea Monkey

An astonishing likeness.

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effyeahnerdfighters:

Thanks to all of you who donated to the Nerdfighter Kiva group’s KI7A fundraiser, we were able to raise enough money (almost $1500!) to purchase an interactive whiteboard for the Kiva offices. Just today, Brandon, Kiva’s community marketing coordinator, posted a thank you video and the following message on the group’s wall:

Hey Nerdfighters!

At the end of last year, you rallied together to buy us an amazing magic whiteboard. Well we got it installed, and thought you’d like to see it in action. Check out this video we made for you! youtu.be/Ap8KM4bl-OA

Thank you again for your incredible generosity and passion for Kiva!

-Brandon
Community Marketing Coordinator, Kiva.org

Huzzah and huzzah!

This is great. Thanks to everyone who organized the ki7a fundraiser and everyone who donated. To date the nerdfighter kiva group has loaned more than $1,700,000 to entrepreneurs in the developing world.

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WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLL

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(in case you don’t know a lot of the collectors editions were misprinted)

Yeah, so I learned about this on vacation. Many of the Barnes and Noble exclusive anniversary edition of TFiOS were misprinted and contain a portion of the Q&A in the middle of the book. (This Q&A should appear at the end of the book.) So what should you do? You should return the book to the store from which you bought it or else contact bn.com customer service and get yourself a correct edition, which has been printed and should be in stores very soon. 

I am really sorry about this. It was a mistake at the printer, and they are very sorry about it as well, but I want to be clear that no one at Penguin or B&N screwed up. These kind of things happen occasionally, but usually not on this large of a scale, and I know it’s a huge inconvenience. All the misprints should be off store shelves, and the fixed books will be available in the next couple days.

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thecrashcourse:

Language, Voice, and Holden Caulfield: The Catcher in the Rye Part 1

In which John Green examines JD Salinger’s novel The Catcher in the Rye. John pulls out the old school literary criticism by examining the text itself rather than paying attention to the biographical or historical context of the novel (that’s for next week). Listen, words matter. The Catcher in the Rye has managed to endure without a movie adaptation because a lot of its quality arises from the book’s language. Find out how Holden’s voice, his language, and his narrative technique combine to make the novel work. Also, Thought Bubble gives us a quick rundown of the plot, in which Ikea Monkey may or may not appear.

Let us now begin to discuss J. D. Salinger’s great novel.

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    • #the catcher in the rye
    • #salinger
    • #jd salinger
    • #english lit
    • #american literature
    • #ap lit
    • #ap english
    • #reading
    • #books
    • #j d salinger
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penguinteen:

Updated post! We’ve added events from all across the country (even one event in Vietnam!) for the anniversary of The Fault in Our Stars! Check below for a live streaming or trivia (or both!) event near you. We will be adding to this list as we receive more details about new events, so check back!

It’s been a year since the publication of Green’s acclaimed The Fault in Our Stars. To mark the anniversary, Green and his brother will be performing at Carnegie Hall—and everyone is invited, via live streaming video! Find an event near your hometown and you won’t have to miss a second of it. Be sure to check your local event, as some are first come first serve (no tickets), and some require reservations.

You can also host your very own meetup, and watch the Vlogbrothers livestream with Nerdfighters near you!  Register at tumblr.com/meetups/organize and include the phrase ‘John Green Meetup’ in the venue field to receive a special Tumblr Meetup kit, while supplies last. 15 lucky people who sign up for a meetup kit will come with extra goodies, including a signed copy of the exclusive poster above!

ARIZONA 

Casa Grande Union High School
January 15, 2013
5:00 P.M. 
Casa Grande, AZ   85194

CALIFORNIA

Saratoga Library
Live stream event
January 15th, 2013
4pm
13650 Saratoga Ave, Saratoga, CA, 95070

Inklings Books & Things
Live stream event
January 15th, 2013
4pm
1855 41st Ave Unit F12,  Capitola, CA 95010

Berkeley Public Library Claremont Branch
Live stream event
January 15, 2015
3:30-6:00 PM
2940 Benvenue, Berkeley, CA   94705
 
Alameda Free Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
4:00 P.M.
1550 Oak Street, Alameda, CA   94501

Towne Center Books
Live stream event  
January 15, 2013
4pm
555 Main St, Pleasanton CA 94566

Keplers

Live stream event
January 15, 2013

4 PM

1010 El Camino Real  Menlo Park, CA 94025

Marin County Free Library Novato Branch
Trivia event
January 19, 2013
2-4:00 PM
1720 Novato Blvd, Novato, CA   94947

COLORADO

Westminster Public Library
Trivia event
January 19 & 20, 2013
1-5 PM
3705 W 112th Ave, Westminster, CO   80031

CONNECTICUT 

Windsor Public Library
Live Stream Event
January 15th, 2013
6:45pm
323 Broad Street 
Windsor, CT 06095

FLORIDA 

Books & Books - Coral Gables
Live Stream Event
January 15th, 2013 
6:30 PM 
265 Aragon Avenue, Coral Gables, Fl 33134

ILLINOIS 

Warren-Newport Public Library - The Vault
Live Stream Event
January 15th, 2013
6pm.
224 N. O’Plaine Rd. Gurnee, IL 60031

Anderson’s Bookshop
January 15, 2013
Pizza/Trivia
5 PM
Live stream event
7 PM
123 W. Jefferson,
Naperville, IL 60540

INDIANA

Cathedral High School Library/Media Center
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
4:00 PM
5225 E. 56th Street, Indianapolis, IN   46226 

The Learning Curve @ Central Library (Indianapolis Public Library)
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7:00 PM
40 E. Clair St, Indianapolis, IN   46208 

Hamilton East Public Library: Teen Zone
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7:00 PM
One Library Plaza, Noblesville, IN   46060

Danville Center Township, Public Library
Live stream event: January 15, 2013
7:00 PM
Trivia: January 19, 2013
9-5 PM
Trivia: January 20, 2013
2-5 PM
101 South Indiana Street, Danville, IN   46122

IOWA 

West Des Moines Public Library
Trivia event
January 19th, 2013
4pm
4000 Mills Civic Parkway  West Des Moines, IA 50265

MASSACHUSETTS

The Public Library of Brookline
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
6:30 PM
361 Washington Street, Brookline, MA   02445

Beverly Public Library: Sohier Room

Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7-8:30 PM
32 Essex Street, Beverly, MA   01915

Paul Pratt Memorial Library, Cohasset MA
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7:00 PM
35 Ripley Road, Cohasset, MA   02025 

Gleason Teens at the Gleason Public Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
6:30 PM
22 Bedford Road, Carlisle, MA   01741

MAINE

Fryeburg Academy Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
6:30 PM
745 Main Street, Fryeburg, ME   04037

MARYLAND

Politics and Prose at Takoma Park Library

Live stream event
January 15, 2013

7 PM

101 Philadelphia Avenue Takoma Park, MD 20912

MICHIGAN

Gaines Township Branch of the Kent District Library
Trivia event
All Weekend, January 19th and 20th 2013
421 68th Street, Grand Rapids, MI   49548

NEW JERSEY

Mount Laurel Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
6:30 PM
100 Walt Whitman Ave, Mount Laurel, NJ   08054

Cape May County Library 
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7:00 PM
30 Mechanic Street, Cape May Court House, NJ  08210

Cherry Hill Public Library—Cherry Hill, NJ
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
6:30-8:30 PM
1100 Kings Hwy North, Cherry Hill, NJ   08034

Warren County Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7-9 PM
199 Hardwick Street, Belvidere, NJ   07823

NEW MEXICO

Alamosa Books

Live stream event
January 15, 2013

5 PM
8810 Holly Ave NE Ste D
, Albuquerque, NM  87122

Bookworks

Live stream event
January 15, 2013

5 PM

4022 Rio Grande Boulevard Northwest, 
Albuquerque, NM 87107

NEW YORK

Brooklyn Public libraries are offering trivia games all weekend, January 19th – 21st. Contact your local Brooklyn Public library to find out what kind of events will be happening throughout the weekend near you!

PENNSYLVANIA 

John Green Meetup-Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh
Live stream event
January 15th, 2013
7pm
129 Delaware Drive, Moon Township, PA 15108

Upper Darby Sellers Library
January 15, 2013
5:30 P.M.
76 S State Road, Upper Darby, PA   19082

TEXAS

Stephenville High School
Trivia event
January 15, 2013
11:40-1:10 PM (during all three lunches!)
2650 W. Overhill, Stephenville, TX   76401 

VIRGINIA

Mt. Hermon Library
Live stream event
January 15th, 2013
7pm
2725 Franklin Tpke, Suite J, Danville, VA 24540

Jefferson-Madison Library, Green County Branch
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
6:30-9:00 P.M.
TRIVIA
January 19, 2013
9 A.M. - 2 P.M.
222 Main Street, Standardsville, VA   22973

Chatham Hall Lee Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7:00 PM
800 Chatham Hall Circle, Chatham, VA   24531

Jefferson-Madison Regional Library—Central Library
Live stream event
January 15, 2013
7-9 PM
Trivia all day event
January 19th
9:00 a.m. –  5:00 p.m
201 East Market Street, Charlottesville, VA   22902

Crozet Library
Live stream event: January 15, 2013
6:30-9 PM
Trivia: January 19, 2013
9-5:00 PM
5791 Three Notch’d Road, Crozet, VA   22932 

VERMONT

Phoenix Books

Live stream event
January 15, 2013

7 PM

191 Bank Street, Burlington, VT  05401

WASHINGTON

Village Books

Live stream event
January 15, 2013

4 PM
1200 11th Street  Bellingham, WA 98225

ENGLAND 

Central Lending Library/Town Hall
Live stream event
January 15th, 2013
3pm
54 Belvoir Street, leicester, leicestershire, LE5 4AX, England

VIETNAM

Ho Chi Minh City American Academy
Live stream event
January 16, 2013
7:00 AM
16 Vo Truong Toan Street, An Phu Ward, District 2, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

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About

This is the tumblr of John Green, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Fault in Our Stars, Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns, and half of Will Grayson, Will Grayson. I am also the co-creator of the vlogbrothers youtube channel.

I am best known on tumblr for a drizzle/hurricane metaphor.

You can ask me questions only if you agree not to get mad if I don't answer.

FAQ:
1. Why is your tumblr name fishingboatproceeds?
2. What does DFTBA stand for?
3. Do you and Hank consider yourself nerdfighters?
4. So, does the actual John Green run this tumblr, or is it run by an assistant?
5. Would you release a book that isn't YA?
6. Would you ever write a YA book with an adult in a key role?
7. How do I become a nerdfighter?
8. What's the story behind Pizza John?
9. How do you pronounce bufriedo?
10. How do you feel about the TFiOS movie rights being optioned?
11. Do you get a thrill from killing your characters?
12. "You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them." 
Can you talk about this?
13. What's this drizzle/hurricane metaphor that you're best known for on tumblr?

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