hpnerdfighter: New York Times Bestselling Author John Green gives his commentary on various soccer games. WHY ARE YOU NOT FOLLOWING THIS TWITTER YET IT IS LITERALLY PERFECT xD The takeaway here is that football usually makes me unhappy. But occasionally, it makes me pee myself with pleasure and/or excitement.
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New York Times Bestselling Author John Green gives his commentary on various soccer games.

WHY ARE YOU NOT FOLLOWING THIS TWITTER YET IT IS LITERALLY PERFECT xD

The takeaway here is that football usually makes me unhappy.

But occasionally, it makes me pee myself with pleasure and/or excitement.

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