John Green's tumblr: Anonymous asked: Is it bad if I haven't brushed my teeth in months. Like, they're perfectly fine though and I just keep...

absolumentmoderne:

fishingboatproceeds:

Great question, and you’re very smart to ask me, because before I became an author, I worked for many years as a professional dentist.

Is an example of a lie.

But I have had many cavities and root canals, all of which are due to poor oral hygiene when I was younger, so: When dentists tell you…

If it gets “easier and easier,” then why the #$@# don’t you do the dishes more often?!

Touché. 

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