I’ve seen this design hundreds of times at signings and I’m so happy we now have it available through DFTBA Records, with royalties going to the original designer, 16-year-old Canadian nerdfighter Natasha, who is pretty psyched about this development.
Between now and Monday, every order at dftba.com will ship worldwide for $3, no matter where you live and no matter how much you order.
Above you’ll find things related to my books available at DFTBA:
A poster designed by Lala Vicencio, Mei Lee’s Mother***ing Fox shirt, Mei Lee posters, a poster designed by nerdfighters Ashild and Nica, a poster designed by Yasmin Rahman, the special edition TFIOS audiobook narrated by me, and an iPhone case.
Check it out: The 12 Days of Pizzamas!
Today we’re launching 12 new limited edition Pizza John items, available for 12 days only. Miss out and they’re gone. From Nov 4th - 15th.
…I will wrap myself up in John Green’s mustachioed face every day of winter, that 50” x 60” fleece blanket is insane.
For the next 12 days, 12 unique and one-time-only Pizza John products are available for pre-order. I need a new mousepad anyhow. If you live in the US these will definitely get to you before Christmas.
In weird/funny/beautiful news…
Just in time for winter, DFTBA brings you its first ever pullover hoodie!
I can’t WAIT to wear this around the house this winter. I’m always so cold.
Want a behind the scenes look at the DFTBA warehouse? Follow our newest warehouse employee Matthew while he lures you inside with promises of treats and stuff.
TODAY is the sixth anniversary of “Accio Deathly Hallows" being featured on the front page of YouTube. This was half way through the year-long Brotherhood 2.0 project, and really gave Hank and John their first huge jump in subscribers, and views, and helped build this not-so-little-anymore community known as Nerdfighteria.
So I wanted to surprise them with something fun today.
That surprise: ACTUAL REAL LIFE PIZZA RON SHIRTS!
The Potter Puppet Pals made a tiny Pizza John-esque shirt for Ron. And after 7,500+ notes on that post (most asking for the shirt to actually exist), Alora from Potter Puppet Pals and DFTBA struck a deal to make these available for pre-order.
So yeah. Surprise!
Aww that is so awesome!
After tomorrow, we’ll only have one color available, so if you like choice, today’s the day.
After the one week preorder is up, only the single most popular color combination will be stocked for the future. So now’s your chance to grab whichever color you like best. And you’d better grab it fast, because if it’s not the most popular, it will be gone for good after next Wednesday (the 17th).
Preorder here: http://dftba.com/john
I’m always excited when I get to announce a new artist signing with DFTBA. But today’s announcement is particularly exciting. Starting today, DFTBA Records will be teaming up with the Harry Potter Alliance to become the exclusive online merchandise outlet for the HPA.
DFTBA has grown into our new 8,000 sq ft warehouse quite quickly, and we’ve gotten really good at sending out a lot of orders very efficiently. For most other organizations, or individual artists, this is a huge headache that we can relieve for them. So we hope that this new partnership will allow the HPA to focus more on fighting world suck, and less on restocking envelopes and filling out international customs forms.
To celebrate this new collaboration, the HPA have launched three new shirts, which you can find, along with a lot of their familiar stock, now available at dftba.com/hpa
If you haven’t heard of the HPA before this post, please head over to thehpalliance.org and read up on some of their success stories of over $100,000 raised for sending life-saving supplies to Haiti, or donating over 120,000 books around the world to readers in need.
You can get involved directly with the HPA. Or you can show your support by purchasing any item from the HPA’s new store on dftba.com, as, in our continued effort to support charitable organizations/causes, we’re fulfilling all HPA merch orders at half of our standard rate, ensuring as much money as possible spent on HPA merch goes directly to decreasing world suck levels via the HPA’s efforts.
When The Fault in Our Stars came out, we were able to release a limited-edition audiobook version narrated by me along with a DVD featuring videos of me talking about the book, a ticket to a concert featuring The Hectic Glow, a Hectic Glow wristband, and postcards featuring scenes from the book.
I’m delighted to announce that a new edition of this audiobook and DVD box set is now available for preorder at dftba.com. (It will look just like what you see above, only the wristband is a light blue.)
So if you want to hear me read you the book, now you can.
This is possible because of support from Penguin and my real audiobook publisher, Brilliance Audio, so thanks to them.
I got one from the original printing of this. It’s awesome!!! If you don’t have it, and are debating whether or not you want to get it, just get it.
You heard halosandbagels, people: Just get it.
(Off topic but why does everyone on tumblr have a better username than I do? I feel inadequate.)
Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.