Paolo di Canio has just resigned as the manager of the actual Swindon Town Football Club.
As the manager of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, the most successful fictional version of Swindon Town Football Club in the history of the world, I would like to announce my candidacy for the job of real-life Swindon Town FC manager.
I am not kidding. I will give everything up to become the next manager of Swindon. This is my job application.
- My FIFA team, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, has won the FA Cup three times and is poised to finish atop the Barclay’s Premier League. And yes, I DO PLAY ON PROFESSIONAL SKILL LEVEL.
- I have attended one Swindon match at the County Ground, and I had an excellent time.
- I have a reasonably good understanding of football tactics.
- I have more followers on tumblr and twitter and YouTube than any of the other likely managerial candidates.
- While I enjoy writing novels and making YouTube videos, I’ve been looking for a new challenge.
Let’s just all enjoy that for a while, shall we?
I don’t want to brag, but we really did not know the words to this song.
Thanks to everyone in Swindon for an amazing day.
In today’s Swoodilypoopers video, I review One Direction, about which I know almost nothing.
Swindon Town - Manchester United (League cup)
In the first final of the season the boys travel to Wembley to take on long standing rivals Manchester United. Manager John Green talks about the rivalry between the two teams and how it has grown over time.
Further information
Last seasons league cup final in which the team beat Manchester United
In the 199th episode of The Miracle of Swindon Town, the Swoodilypoopers face Manchester United in the League Cup final.
THE DRAMA! THE TENSION!
The Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers face Chelsea Football Club in a thrilling F.A. Cup final tie.
Seriously the most nervous and excited sporting experience of my life.
