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Paolo di Canio has just resigned as the manager of the actual Swindon Town Football Club.
As the manager of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, the most successful fictional version of Swindon Town Football Club in the history of the world, I would like to announce my candidacy for the job of real-life Swindon Town FC manager.
I am not kidding. I will give everything up to become the next manager of Swindon. This is my job application.
My FIFA team, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, has won the FA Cup three times and is poised to finish atop the Barclay’s Premier League. And yes, I DO PLAY ON PROFESSIONAL SKILL LEVEL.
I have attended one Swindon match at the County Ground, and I had an excellent time.
I have a reasonably good understanding of football tactics.
I have more followers on tumblr and twitter and YouTube than any of the other likely managerial candidates.
While I enjoy writing novels and making YouTube videos, I’ve been looking for a new challenge.
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Paolo di Canio has just resigned as the manager of the actual Swindon Town Football Club.

As the manager of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, the most successful fictional version of Swindon Town Football Club in the history of the world, I would like to announce my candidacy for the job of real-life Swindon Town FC manager.

I am not kidding. I will give everything up to become the next manager of Swindon. This is my job application.

  • My FIFA team, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, has won the FA Cup three times and is poised to finish atop the Barclay’s Premier League. And yes, I DO PLAY ON PROFESSIONAL SKILL LEVEL.
  • I have attended one Swindon match at the County Ground, and I had an excellent time.
  • I have a reasonably good understanding of football tactics.
  • I have more followers on tumblr and twitter and YouTube than any of the other likely managerial candidates.
  • While I enjoy writing novels and making YouTube videos, I’ve been looking for a new challenge.
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #swindon town
    • #swindon town swoodilypoopers
    • #dftba
    • #nerdfighters
    • #paolo di canio
    • #swindon
    • #stfc
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In today’s Swoodilypoopers video, I review One Direction, about which I know almost nothing.

    • #one direction
    • #niall
    • #harry
    • #I think there's also a liam?
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #swindon
    • #swindon town
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swoodilyzine:

 Swindon Town - Manchester United (League cup)

In the first final of the season the boys travel to Wembley to take on long standing rivals Manchester United. Manager John Green talks about the rivalry between the two teams and how it has grown over time.

Further information

Last seasons league cup final in which the team beat Manchester United

First season FA cup final vs Manchester United

In the 199th episode of The Miracle of Swindon Town, the Swoodilypoopers face Manchester United in the League Cup final.

THE DRAMA! THE TENSION!

    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #swindon town
    • #swindon
    • #sports is like life also poop
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I answer the most commonly googled questions beginning, “Why do people on tumblr…”

    • #tumblr
    • #anchors
    • #Swoodilypoopers
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Hardcore Swoodilypooper fans only

(Tag your answers with Swoodilypoopers and I’ll see them.)

Of all current and former Swoodilypoopers, what’s your dream starting 11?

    • #Swoodilypoopers
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Hometown Hero Voting! - Voting Now Activated

stowngazette:

The season is over and the Nominees are in.  The four players who have received the most votes both here on tumblr and through email are, in no particular order

  • Ricardo “Bunsen” Burner
  • D. McGroldrilock
  • Twice as Wiess
  • Ginger Rampage

Please vote and reblog so we can get as many votes as possible!

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Who will be the 2014-2015 Swoodilypooper of the Year?

    • #things that happened in the future
    • #swindon town
    • #swoodilypoopers
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Swindon Town v. Manchester United (League Cup Final)

Probably the most nervous I’ve been since Henry’s birth. You have to understand: We’ve lost to Man U over and over and over and over again in big games.

    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #carling cup final
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It is time again to play FIFA as the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. Usually I ask twitter and facebook what to talk about, but this time I’m asking you.
What should I talk about while I play FIFA?
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It is time again to play FIFA as the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. Usually I ask twitter and facebook what to talk about, but this time I’m asking you.

What should I talk about while I play FIFA?

    • #swindon town
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #bald john green
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There’s no easy way to say this…

…but I have come across some really excellent Bald John Green/Other John Green slash fiction.

    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #fan fiction
    • #swindon town
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stowngazette:

Swindon Town v. West Brom

Tomorrow’s Swoodilypoopers game features an INTERVIEW WITH HENRY.

But today, I’m just proud of the boys.

    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #bald john green
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hermionejg:

a particularly good episode of HankGames in which John talks about why he’s a Liverpool fan — may or may not have made me cry like a little girl. For years and years when I was little I’d sit on the sofa and watch West Ham play with my dad and sing I’m forever blowing bubbles and later, paolo di canio x4083980 and it’s just such an important part of my childhood. My grandpa was an Everton supporter and in Mexico everyone I know supports the Pumas — you have your team, you have your ties. I’d never really thought of that being one of my earliest introductions to fandom, fan history and so on, but I suppose it was. 

(Thanks, Rosi.) I think one of the things that is underappreciated in fan communities like the HP fandom or Doctor Who or whatever is the extent to which it really IS similar to, say, the Liverpool fandom. Obviously, I’m not defending all of sporting fan culture, but to me it has been a way to connect to a story (the history of my football club) in a deep way that also connected me to other people (fellow supporters) and allowed me to feel like a participant in the narrative (In soccer, fan support really is the lifeblood of a club, because the club is not guaranteed to continue as a professional organization the same way teams are in most American sports.)

Anyway, in the end, my relationship with Liverpool is not so different from my relationship with Harry Potter.

    • #sports is like life also poop
    • #sports
    • #harry potter
    • #soccer
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #swindon town
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The FA Cup Final. The Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers face the Manchester City Gonnalosers.
Tomorrow.
On Hankgames.
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The FA Cup Final. The Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers face the Manchester City Gonnalosers.

Tomorrow.

On Hankgames.

    • #bald john green
    • #swindon town
    • #manchester city
    • #other john green
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #swindon town swoodilypoopers
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marthahan:

I meant to format this into more of a V-day card so people could print it out and stuff but I got a little pressed for time what with school and all. Also the uniforms are all wrong ‘cause I didn’t start with a reference but I can’t be bothered to fix it as it is quite late right now. Still, a valentine drawing for Nerdfighteria!

That stache!
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marthahan:

I meant to format this into more of a V-day card so people could print it out and stuff but I got a little pressed for time what with school and all. Also the uniforms are all wrong ‘cause I didn’t start with a reference but I can’t be bothered to fix it as it is quite late right now. Still, a valentine drawing for Nerdfighteria!

That stache!

    • #bald john green
    • #other john green
    • #Swoodilypoopers
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stowngazette:

Swindon Town v. Sevilla F.C.

Google: “What’s the point of underwear?”

Me: “Um, to protect your pants from your junk.”

(Also, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers rise heroically to the occasion.)

    • #stfc
    • #swindon town
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #bald john green
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The Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers face Chelsea Football Club in a thrilling F.A. Cup final tie.

Seriously the most nervous and excited sporting experience of my life.

    • #swindon
    • #swindon town
    • #football
    • #fifa
    • #swoodilypoopers
    • #bald john green
    • #the f.a. cup
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